R.I.P. Adam “MCA” Yauch.
20 years in the future
Husband: Hey so my mother is coming into town, and I want to show her a good time. Maybe we should take her to the Olive Garden, do you know where that is?
Me: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Husband: What?
Me: Oh my god, I don't know where that came from.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem.
Harry Potter and Chamber of Calculus (provided)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra (provided)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms
Hahhahahahhahahha!!!
convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
